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One of the most-beloved films in Retrofantasma history is back! It’s 1983 and a
heavy-breathing, trenchcoat-wearing, chainsaw-wielding psychopath is carving
the curvy campus co-eds, taking certain body parts and leaving the rest for the
cops to trip over. Yes, Pieces proves no amount of artsy mise-en-scene can
overshadow the adrenaline rush of a good chainsaw killing. It’s got tons of
nudity, graphic violence and gore. And best of all, no socially redeeming value
whatsoever. Be forewarned, this movie also has the most deranged use of the
word bastard in film history as undercover cop Linda Day-George pulls out
ALL her acting skills and screams the word 4 times in frustration because she
didn’t hear the nut-bag carving a victim in the very next room! Oh, and we
loved the scene where the killer hides a two-foot, 60-pound chainsaw...behind
his back. And the scene involving a skateboarding disco bunny. And the
gratuitous disco aerobics workout. And the school’s crazy Kung-Fu instructor
who kicks the gun from Linda’s hand, knocks her to the ground, and then
admits he had no reason for attacking her except...he ate some bad Chop
Suey. (We are not making this up.) Ask anyone, you cannot put a price on this
kind of entertainment! As the film’s tagline once screamed, “You Don't Have
To Go To Texas For A Chainsaw Massacre! Viewer’s Guide: Explicit gore,
violence, nudity, language, and strong sexual content.
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